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Eroticon 2017 Meet and Greet: Hot Octopuss

A weekend of sex chat, education, and meeting brilliant creative people? We're in.

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Rejected Valentine’s Gift List Ideas

    As a sex toy company, it’s basically compulsory that we write a Valentine’s Day blog. Picture us now, if you will, weeping in front of a blank laptop screen, desperately trying to come up with new ways to say ‘buy a sex toy!’ which don’t fall foul of any of the traditional ‘Valentine’s Day’ tropes. It is, we have come to realise, impossible. So instead of presenting you with ‘Valentine’s Day Sex Toy Gift Ideas Guaranteed To Make Them Fall Head Over Heels...

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Single on Valentine’s Day? Get your HO sick note!

Valentine’s Day, eh? If you’re loved up it can be stressful enough, but for those of us who happen to be single on the day, it really sucks (and not in a good way). Well, people, we’re on your side. This year, we’ve issued those of our customers who’re spending 14 Feb alone a special sick note and prescription. Because V-Day loving is for singletons too. Simply save and print, fill in as appropriate, and hand to your boss on the 14th. Then settle in for a...

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April Lampert Arrives At Hot Octopuss!

Meet our new Global Head of Sales, who'll be helping us achieve our dream of getting amazing sex toys to all corners of the globe!

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Behind The Scenes At ANME

Hot Octopuss went to Las Vegas and brought back an award, some cool pictures, and a sneak peek of our hot new sex toy...

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Unusual Masturbation Tips: Do Try This At Home

Try these unique masturbation tips. Only if you want to, of course: we're not the boss of you...

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PULSE III: The Verdict – It’s Sensational!

Find out what expert sex toy reviewers thought of the next-generation guybrator...

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Alternative New Year’s Resolutions

Treat yourself to some new year's resolutions that you actually want to stick to.

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New Year, New Gear: Top Sex Toy Sales

We round up some of the sex toy sales that you can use to bag a new year bargain...

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Last Minute Christmas Gifts For Your Vagina

Treat yourself to something incredible - like a cool sex toy, a selection of incredible porn, or even an entire galaxy...