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Endometriosis: How Does It Affect Your Sex Life?

  We’d be willing to bet that most people have never heard of endometriosis. Or at least if they have, they heard the complicated medical-sounding term and immediately switched off. But endometriosis is a serious and often very painful condition that can have a big impact on your physical health and your sex life. The good news? March is endometriosis awareness month, and there’ll be peaceful marches across the world this Saturday 25th, for people to join and spread the word about the condition. So...

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Sex Ed For Adults – We Can Always Learn More

Sex ed has just been made compulsory in schools - but what about adult sex ed?

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Here’s what’s good about 50 Shades Darker

A roundup of expert opinion on 50 Shades Darker - what does the 50 Shades franchise do wrong, and how can we make it right?

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Eroticon 2017 Meet and Greet: Hot Octopuss

A weekend of sex chat, education, and meeting brilliant creative people? We're in.

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Rejected Valentine’s Gift List Ideas

    As a sex toy company, it’s basically compulsory that we write a Valentine’s Day blog. Picture us now, if you will, weeping in front of a blank laptop screen, desperately trying to come up with new ways to say ‘buy a sex toy!’ which don’t fall foul of any of the traditional ‘Valentine’s Day’ tropes. It is, we have come to realise, impossible. So instead of presenting you with ‘Valentine’s Day Sex Toy Gift Ideas Guaranteed To Make Them Fall Head Over Heels...

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Single on Valentine’s Day? Get your HO sick note!

Valentine’s Day, eh? If you’re loved up it can be stressful enough, but for those of us who happen to be single on the day, it really sucks (and not in a good way). Well, people, we’re on your side. This year, we’ve issued those of our customers who’re spending 14 Feb alone a special sick note and prescription. Because V-Day loving is for singletons too. Simply save and print, fill in as appropriate, and hand to your boss on the 14th. Then settle in for a...

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April Lampert Arrives At Hot Octopuss!

Meet our new Global Head of Sales, who'll be helping us achieve our dream of getting amazing sex toys to all corners of the globe!

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Behind The Scenes At ANME

Hot Octopuss went to Las Vegas and brought back an award, some cool pictures, and a sneak peek of our hot new sex toy...

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Unusual Masturbation Tips: Do Try This At Home

Try these unique masturbation tips. Only if you want to, of course: we're not the boss of you...