Last-Minute Sexy Gifts and Deals for a Very Merry Christmas

By M.Christian | 13 December 2021

hero background image
an image of the author of this article

M.Christian

They_Them

M.Christian has been a writer, editor, publisher, and teacher for all things sex and kink-related for over 25 years: having written six novels, 12 collections, edited 25 anthologies, is a columnist for numerous publications and sites, and has lectured at various events all across the country.
M.Christian’s stories appear in anthologies such as Best American Erotica, Best Gay Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bisexual Erotica, Best Fetish Erotica, and many others.

M.Christian co-hosts two popular sex-education podcasts: Love’s Outer Limits with Dr. Amy Marsh and Licking Non-Vanilla, also with Ralph Greco, Jr. Website: http://www.mchristian.com Twitter: @mchristianzobop Instagram: mchristianzobop FaceBook: www.facebook.com/mdot.christian

Whether or not you like having your stockings stuffed, jingling someone’s bells, or roasting a pair of chestnuts, the 2021 holiday season is on its oh-so-festive way.

And along with all biting naughty bits off gingerbread people, passing around fabulously extra-fruity cake, and trimming someone’s tree, it’s when there are all sorts of bowl-full-of-jelly delicious sales to be had.

Like our own joyously celebratory package of best sex toy deals featuring many of our reindeer-nose-redding products.

So here’s your chance to pick up one or more of them for that special someone on your “naughty” list to ring in the New Year with orgasms galore!

an image in the article

The Season of Giving

Let’s get our holiday ornaments rolling with a brief guide on selecting the perfect sex toy for your partner, playmate (or your good self).

Beyond what sexual equipment they may have, take time to ponder what you know they’re into and what they might be, as either can be a tremendous help towards successful gift-giving.

Because, after all, picking the right toy for the right person could very well get you a gift in return, like a breathy invitation to try it out with them. Wink. Wink.

an image in the article

Last Minute Deals for Penis-owners

If someone’s into penis-play, you can’t go wrong with any of our SOLO luxury Guybrators, like our PULSE SOLO LUX, which does an amazing job of arousing that particular part of the body for our holiday sale can be had at a 15% discount.

Into edging, the joy of getting close to but pulling back from coming? Then look no further than our [PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL ]/sex-toys/male-sex-toys/pulse-solo-lux-penis-vibrating-male-masturbator/)that’s built for exactly this kind of thing—and is also 15% off.

And if you’re curious about the many positive and definitely arousing benefits to orgasm withdrawal, we suggest checking out this informative article over at Healthline.

an image in the article

Last Minute Deals for Vulva-owners

For people equipped with vaginas, a sexy Christmas gift idea is our pocket-sized powerhouse DiGiT finger vibrator, which we’ve fine-tuned to clitorially tickle anyone’s fancy—and is -29.99% off.

But if G-spot pleasuring is more your cup of eggnog, nothing beats the Treble and Bass dual-motor wonder that’s our KURVE—and minus 15% is an ideal prezzy for anyone particularly intimate in your life.

Puzzled by what it is or how to have this kind of orgasm? Look no further than our everything you ever wanted to know guide, Solving The Mystery Of The G-spot, so you and your loved vulva-owners too can experience this often thunderously intense pleasure first hand.

an image in the article

## Last Minute Deals for Couples

The Pulse fun doesn’t stop with solo play, as if you’re into playing with sex toys with a partner, compliments of its matching pair of wrist-mounted controllers, our PULSE DUO LUX is ideally suited for shared, sexy-time antics—Claim -15% off Now.

Atom is another of our fantastic line of products. Built to integrate the erection assisting benefits and desensitizing nature of cock rings with state-of-the-art vibrator technology, our stand-alone ATOM, on sale for 20% off, can’t be beat.

Meanwhile, if you want to double your holiday cheer - pleasure for him & her- may we suggest the twin-motor ATOM PLUS: a two-fer bang for a jolly seasonal discounted 20% off.

Want to take your penis-stimulating to the next, next, next level? Give the gift that keeps on coming with our ATOM PLUS LUX, where you get not only an ATOM PLUS but a handy little wireless remote control as well for more than twelve-geese-a-laying erotic possibilities—and yours for 15% off.

an image in the article

Best Hot Octopuss Sextoy Deals You Can Have Delivered Before Christmas

Right up there with fretting over what to give who, the holidays frequently involve the somewhat non-joyous logistics of getting your presents into the eager hands of those you care about.

A company that’s all about letting the good times roll—sexually or otherwise—we know how important holiday shipping can be for best sextoy deals, which is why all these discounted products will be shipped out as Rudolph-fast as possible to give you lots of time to wrap, put a fancy ribbon on top, and hang them on your chimney with care.

Though keep in mind if you want something by the 25th, you’ll have to get your order in no later than the 17th.

an image in the article

More Sexy Gifts & Deals From Hot Octopuss

And not just the toys we’ve already mentioned, but an additional Advent calendar-full of others to give and get.

Products like our famous JETT, hands-free toy for those with penises. Immeasurably flexible, it’s a Santa-sent for anyone into cock rings, vibrators, or any combination of the two because you can lustily stimulate those as well as other body parts to anyone’s erotic satisfaction—and is now -15% off.

Want a portable, potent, and pleasing sexy Christmas gift idea? We’ve got you covered with our Pocket PULSE: small enough to stow in the teeniest of Santa bags while delivering a whopping amount of sexual excitement to your or anyone else’s penis—for a festive, jingle-bell ringing discount of 29.99% off.

an image in the article

Final thoughts:

So while we’ve been discussing the ins and outs of giving and choosing a sexy gift for someone else, remember you deserve plenty of your own. Why not give yourself the greatest gift of all: loving yourself—and there’s no better method than putting some presents under your own tree.

Remember you deserve plenty of your own—notably the kind we offer, the ones that’ll make all of your cheeks nice and rosy!

What toys out of Santa's big sack would you choose this Christmas? Ho ho ho, deals won't get better than this!

Check out Hot Otopuss's best deals here before it's too late.

an image in the article

You may also like:

atom plus front view

ATOM PLUS

£ 69.95

learn more
all three parts of the jett - front view

JETT

£ 49.95

learn more
DiGiT Female Finger Vibrator

DiGiT

£ 59.95

learn more
atom front view

ATOM

£ 49.95

learn more
Available in Blue
pulse solo essential front view

PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL

£ 89.95

30% Off
PRIDE30
KURVE

KURVE

£ 89.95

learn more

Sign up for emails

Yes, I want to receive exclusive email offers, sexy advice and get 10% off my order. By Subscribing you agree to our privacy policy. We will not share or sell your personal information.