Hot Octopuss: Overrule British Porno Judges’ Sacking


Following the news that three judges were this week dismissed for viewing pornography at work, Hot Octopuss has publicly objected to the decision.

Adam Lewis, Founder of Hot Octopuss, commented:

“Spending all day banging your gavel is bound to leave anyone feeling a little frustrated. At Hot Octopuss, we believe that whilst there is a time and a place for everything, being a judge is no mean feat and sacking them is a little heavy handed.”

Never one to shy away from a debate, we sent our famous sex toy the ‘guybrator’ to each of the perpetrators in the hopes that it will relieve their sexual frustration, keeping their extracurricular activities in their private chambers.

He added:

“Hopefully our guybrator will helps judges relieve the stresses of their daily grind. Just keep it to your private chambers, guys.”

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