Hot Octopuss: Overrule British Porno Judges Sacking

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Hot Octopuss objects to “heavy handed” dismissal of British judges 

18 March 2015

Following the news that three judges were this week dismissed for viewing pornography at work, British sex-toy brand, Hot Octopuss, has publicly objected to the decision.

Adam Lewis, Founder of Hot Octopuss commented:

“Spending all day banging your gavel is bound to leave anyone feeling a little frustrated. At Hot Octopuss, we believe that whilst there is a time and a place for everything, being a judge is no mean feat and sacking them is a little heavy handed.”

Never one to shy away from a debate, the brand has sent its famous sex-toy the ‘guybrator’ to each of the perpetrators in the hopes that it will relieve their sexual frustration, keeping their extracurricular activities in their private chambers.

He added:

“Hopefully our guybrator will helps judges relieve the stresses of their daily grind. Just keep it to your private chambers, guys.”

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