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A Year of SEX! Card Game

Cards on the table. Clothes on the floor.
£7.99
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Bored of the same old bedroom routine? Turn up the heat and break the ice with A Year of SEX! - the card game that gives foreplay and fantasy a wildly playful twist. With 52 cards, one for every week of the year, each card dares you to try a new sex position or foreplay fantasy that'll leave your sheets ruined and your neighbours traumatised.

Whether you're in it for the kink, the chaos, or just the competition, this game turns date night into something far less wholesome.

  • Over 100,000 to play and f*ck your way through the year
  • Three game modes: Ultimate Fantasy, Fortune Teller, and Lover’s Libido
  • A great gift for couples, anniversaries, or just a cheeky night in
  • Small enough to travel, dirty enough to never forget

This isn’t about playing nice. It’s about playing hard. Every. Damn. Week.

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No rules. No mercy. Just filthy fun.

52 cards. Infinite ways to f*ck around.

Foreplay just found its fangs.

Product Information

How quickly do you dispatch?

We ship Monday to Friday and in most cases, the next working day.

Where do you ship from?

We have warehouse hubs in Europe, North America and Australia.

Specifications

Deck of Kama Sutra sex positions

Contains 53 cards

51 sex acts (including two "wild ones")

The sex positions have a difficulty from 1-5

3 games + instructions

The instructions on the cards are in English

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