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Who’s The World’s Fastest Wanker?

Who’s The World’s Fastest Wanker?

Four men. Three PULSEs. One challenge.

We welcomed the amazing vlogger DaveyWave to the HotOctopuss blog. We gave him some PULSE SOLO ESSENTIALs and to really put them through their paces, he’s staged the PULSE Olympics! It’s a sprint to the finish line, as he challenges three friends to become the World’s Fastest Wanker…

We loved their faces – and the heroic way they managed to read the stats even while they were so distracted! Do you think you can do better and beat Jamie’s time?

If you’ve already got a PULSE, then congratulations – you can start working on your ‘fastest wanker’ record straight away. Fancy yourself as a porn star and think you can beat Jamie? Send us a link to your video and let us know how long you lasted in the PULSE Olympics. One take, though – no cheating! If you need some inspiration, check out some of our favourite (and definitely not safe for work) PULSE videos at the bottom of this page.

And if you haven’t got PULSE yet, then now is the best time to try it…

Get a PULSE, raise money for prostate cancer!