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  • Worst DIY Sex Toy Fails

    Worst DIY Sex Toy Fails

    Let’s face it, the words ‘DIY’ and ‘sex toy’ go together about as well as ‘vodka’ and ‘snowboarding.’ The two should never mix, and you can guarantee that if they...

  • Top 10 Weird Amazon Sex Toy Reviews

    Top 10 Weird Amazon Sex Toy Reviews

    Amazon is a whirling vortex of sex toy horror stories if you look closely. We wouldn’t recommend buying your sex toys on Amazon as a matter of course – often...

  • Secretary Movie Review

    Secretary Movie Review

    Long before 50 Shades of Grey there was Secretary, the 2002 film based on a short story written by Mary Gaitskill in 1988. And yes, the main character’s name is...

  • International Women’s Day

    International Women’s Day

    Wishing a very merry International Women’s Day to all self-identified women! And giving a little extra squeeze to nonbinary friends who may mistakenly be shouted out by *sigh* well-meaning individuals....

  • Sex Robots: The Weird, Wonderful and WTF

    Sex Robots: The Weird, Wonderful and WTF

    You surely can’t have missed the recent news that the world’s first commercial sex robot is now on the market. The Guardian reported thoroughly on Harmony – a placid, realistic-looking...

  • Happy Holidays from Hot Octopuss

    Happy Holidays from Hot Octopuss

    At Hot Octopuss we believe in living life on your own terms – and that includes the holidays! Winter holidays can bring up all kinds of feelings, so we are...