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Once you have had a sex toy company for over a decade you start to find you have more than a few funny articles - here are some of our favourites.



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12 unusual myths about the penis: fact or fiction?...


Ready for some hard facts? Well, not to sound cocky or anything, but we’ve done the penis research s...



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How to Celebrate Black Friday 2021 – The Ultimate Play Party Chec...


Here are our reasons why a play party can fantastically cele...



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Best Adult Halloween Celebration Ideas 2021 ...


Want to know why you need to celebrate Halloween this year and need tips on how to enjoy this Hallow...



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5 Things From Netflix’s Sex Education We Wish They’d Taught Us At...


Netflix’s funny-but-touching teen comedy show Sex Education ...



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Everything Wrong With That ‘Men Try Sex Toys’ Video...


One of the perks of working for Hot Octopuss is that you get to see all the latest gossip and chat a...



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Death Grip Masturbation And Other Search Stories...


If you’ve never delved into Google Analytics for a sex website before, then you’ve not lived. Somewh...



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Sex Robots: The Weird, Wonderful and WTF...


You surely can’t have missed the recent news that the world’s first commercial sex robot is now on t...



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How To Find The Most Unique Sex Toys


It’s natural that humans want to chase variety, in sex as well as elsewhere in life. Same-old-same-old masturbation is pleasurable, of course: even a bad wank is still nice....



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Sex On TV and Hands Free Masturbation


If you’ve been using your PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL for hands-free masturbation at the computer, taking advantage of the fact that you can use both of your hands to browse your chosen… ahem… mate...



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When Sex Is An Extreme Sport


Here’s another great erotic and thoughtful guest post from James Mycroft – this time about a sporting injury that’s got nothing to do with running or rock climbing…...



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Halloween’s Top Sex Scenes In Horror Movies...


There’s a famous psychological experiment which explored the link between fear and sexual arousal. A...



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Sexy Tricks And Treats For Halloween


Perhaps one of the nicest things about the internet (yes, we know, there are some pretty horrible things about it too) is that celebrations and festivals get to spread further across the wor...



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Worst DIY Sex Toy Fails


Let’s face it, the words ‘DIY’ and ‘sex toy’ go together about as well as ‘vodka’ and ‘snowboarding.’ The two should never mix, and you can guarantee that if they do someone’s going to get s...



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Sex Blog Memes That Will Bring You Joy...


We can say with 100% confidence that if you enjoy reading our sex toy blog, you’ll love reading some...



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Which Sex World Record Could You Beat?...


Last weekend the Hot Octopuss team chatted about sex world records. Are there any categories in whic...



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5 Fun Facts You Didn’t Know About Porn...


Fun. Ethical. Good for you! Could it be... porn? Resident blogger Queen P dishes up all the reasons ...



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Tackling modern masturbation myths


It’s easy for us to laugh at historical mistakes: the old myth that excessive masturbation would damage your vision, for instance, is one that very few people would give credence to today....



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Who’s The World’s Fastest Wanker?


Today we’re welcoming the amazing vlogger DaveyWavey to the HotOctopuss blog. We gave him some PULSE SOLO ESSENTIALs and to really put them through their paces, he’s staged the PULSE Olympic...



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Cock Cameras, Sexy Selfies, and Other DIY Porn...


Last weekend saw the return of the ETO Show – an event run by the UK sex industry’s ETO Magazine, wh...



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Why London Is The Sexiest City In The World...


Sydney is quite seductive, and Tokyo can be tantalising, but we think London is the sexiest city in ...



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