Maybe you didn’t get what you wanted in your Christmas stocking. Perhaps you need to pick up an extra Christmas present for a lover who’s been particularly lovely over the holidays. Or you might just want to make damn sure 2017 is a better year than 2016. Whatever your reason, the January sex toy sales have started already, so now’s a great time to put your order in.
We’ve rounded up some of the top sex toy sales in the UK and the US, to give you a head-start on the other bargain hunters.
UK-based sex toy sales
Lovehoney – up to 50% off!
There are some great bargains in the Lovehoney sex toy sale, including this silicone butt-plug for just £5. Usually cheaper butt plugs are made from jelly-like materials, so getting one that’s made from pure silicone for this price is a total steal. You can also pick up a Tenga egg – a pocket, disposable textured masturbator – for just £5 too. Browse all the sale items and bag yourself a new year bargain.
Clonezone – up to 75% off!
If you’re looking for a huge sale package then Clonezone is the place to go – they’re offering up to 75% off sex toys, fetish wear and underwear. Particular bargains we’ve spotted include half a gallon of lube for only £64.99 (should see you through at least until February, right?) and this gorgeous ‘Sport Fucker’ jock strap for less than a tenner.
Sex Toys – up to 70% off
The people at Sex Toys are known for having incredible bargains, and their January sale has them by the bucketload. Sale toys we particularly love include the Tantus Warm-up silicone butt plug and the Tantus twist butt plug, but there are plenty of sex toys, lingerie, and essentials like lube and condoms in their sale, so check out the full list. What’s more, if you’re a new customer you can also use the discount code you’ll see when you visit their site for an extra 20% off your order.
Harmony – 50% off!
The Harmony sale is well worth checking out too – they’ve got some great-quality sex toys at prices you won’t find most of the year. Like this blue glass dildo for less than £15, or this Aneros stainless steel stimulator – which you can pull and twist during anal play – for just over £30. Spend more than £20 – which you won’t find hard to do when you see the great stuff you can pick up – and you’ll get free delivery within the UK.
US-based sex toy sales
Babeland – 25% off the top 25!
The generous folks over at Babeland are offering 25% off their top 25 sex toys, so if there’s a popular toy you’ve had your eye on now is the time to grab it! The US-based site is giving discounts on some fantastic big-name toys like the powerfully vibrating Doxy wand, the clit-sucking Womanizer Deluxe, and the Sqweel XT (a toy designed to simulate tongues licking around the head of your penis).
Good Vibes – 15% off any item
If you missed out on the Christmas gift you wanted, don’t despair! Good Vibes is offering 15% off a single item so you can pick up that sexy something that Santa forgot to leave under the tree. They have a huge selection of toys, but one of our favourite things about Good Vibes is their wide selection of strap-on harnesses: from cute femme corset-style harnesses to tomboi shorts. If you want to treat yourself at the start of 2017, what better way than to pick a harness you just can’t wait to wear?
Pick up PULSE for a better 2017
Of course if you haven’t found what you’re looking for there, perhaps we can help? You can buy PULSE III SOLO – the revolutionary vibrating masturbator – directly from us. If you don’t have one already, then testing out the deep, rumbling vibrations that go right through the head and shaft of your dick… well. Let’s just say that masturbation in 2017 could get even better.