Hot Octopuss Sends England Players PULSE

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Hot Octopuss Sends England Players PULSE After Saturday’s World Cup Defeat


Nominated for Hot Product of the Year at 2014 STOREROTICA Awards, UK’s Award-Winning Luxury ‘Guybrator’ Creators Hope to Help England’s Frustrated Players Score All Night While Away from WAGs!

LONDON, UK (June 18, 2014) – UK-based pleasure products innovator Hot Octopuss has sent each of the England players in the World Cup their very own PULSE “guybrator,” following their 2-1 defeat to Italy on Saturday.

Hot Octopuss has seen a marked increase in sales of their flagship luxury “guybrator,” PULSE, following the World Cup kickoff last week. Sales have doubled since the first match, and quadrupled following the Saturday defeat; the company attributes the sales spike to disappointed footie fans the world over looking to PULSE to help relieve them of their frustrations.

“It’s important for the boys to practice their ball control off the pitch as well as on it, so, in the absence of their WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends) and in a bid to raise their spirits following last Saturday’s blow, we have sent each of the England players their very own ‘guybrator’,” says Hot Octopuss in an official statement. “Not only can the brand look forward to a continued surge in sales, we also hope to see a noticeable improvement in the boys, ahem, performance.”

Co-creator of PULSE and Hot Octopuss CEO Adam Lewis says, “We’re thrilled the product is doing so well in the wake of the World Cup. Every red-blooded man knows what a struggle it must be for the boys without their WAGs, so we thought we’d send each of the players their own PULSE to the training camp in Brazil so they’ll be scoring all night.”

Lewis continues, “We’ve had countless reviews from men worldwide, all testifying to PULSE’s unique ability to relieve and regenerate, so let’s hope Thursday’s game is a reflection of this.”

The next 2014 FIFA World Cup match for England is against Uruguay at Arena Corinthians in Sao Paulo, Brazil. The match will play on ESPN on Thursday, June 19, at 11:30am PST / 2:30pm EST in the United States.

PULSE is currently nominated for Hot Product of the Year for the upcoming STOREROTICA Awards, presented by STOREROTICA Magazine. The Awards celebrates excellence in the adult retail community, and honors those in the brick and mortar storefront, distributing and manufacturing levels. Winners will be announced at the industry gala on the evening on Sunday, July 13, during the summertime ANME Founders Show in Burbank, California. Held at the Los Angeles Marriott Burbank Airport July 12-14, the semi-annual ANME Founders Show showcases the top brands in the adult toy and novelty industry. The innovative “guybrator” was honored earlier this year with a 2014 XBIZ Award for Couples Sex Toy of the Year.

Founded on medical research and patented across the world, PULSE is one of the most powerful and effective stimulators ever created. Harnessing state-of-the-art oscillating technology, PULSE creates an entirely new category in male and couples vibrators compared with traditional vibrations.

At the heart of PULSE lies the cutting edge PulsePlate™, delivering a far more intense experience than vibrators through deep and powerful oscillations. Innovatively designed to also be a fantastic couple’s toy, the underside delivers dual-stimulation, whilst its hands-free design leaves partners free to focus on each other. Not only is the technology impressive, the British-founded PULSE is as beautiful as it is effective. Working with an award-winning London design agency, PULSE is sleek, discreet and stylish in comparison to most male toys on the market.

Worn by him but enjoyed by both, PULSE is the first sex toy on the market that is designed to be both a revolutionary male stimulator and a pioneering couple’s toy to be used during foreplay. For more information, visit www.hotoctopuss.com or follow PULSE on Twitter at http://Twitter.com/PleasurePulse and on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/PleasurePulse.

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