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‘GuyFi’ booth brings relief to overworked NYC men

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With a staggering 80 per cent of Americans saying they suffer from workplace stress, award-winning sex toy brand Hot Octopuss has launched the world’s first ‘GuyFi’ male stress relief booth in Manhattan.

According to Time Out, a remarkable 39% of New Yorkers ‘self-soothe’ in the workplace to alleviate stress. Hot Octopuss has created the GuyFi booth to take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.

Hot Octopuss, maker of the world’s first ‘Guybrator’, has been working hard to reduce the stigma around male sex toys as well as advocating the health benefits of masturbation.

The company now invites office workers in desperate need of some downtime to visit the GuyFi booth and find out for themselves how a little break can make a big difference to their wellbeing and productivity.

Scientists say that male ‘alone time’ reduces depression and stress, as well as increasing self-esteem – all undeniably beneficial for staying healthy in today’s fast paced and stressful work environment. A break for as little as 15 minutes can seriously enhance productivity in the work place.

Adam Lewis, Hot Octopuss co-founder and designer of PULSE, the world’s first Guybrator, said:

“There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body, especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand. We’re told time and time again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk.”

Adam continued:

“At Hot Octopuss we are all about looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth. We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want. It’s completely free of charge… all that we ask is they thank us when they get their promotion!”

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Posted on Jan 14th, 2016 Uncategorized

68 Comments

  1. Kit

    Meanwhile, women can’t even breastfeed their children withouy being harassed.

  2. bonsoir a tous j aimerais bien des éxplication concérnant la masturbation en français si vous pérmettez bonne soirée a plus

  3. i ……… never i do that
    but is a solution…they existe…… why not ….less violation on the girl ……….perhaps is necessary for several people ‘
    i am french
    i did nt need…… well i am shame about that but ???????
    have a good day

  4. julia

    it’s misleading. someone needs to sue you ppl for representing it as a PHONE booth to people who doesn’t know any better and having just a CURTAIN for “privacy”! how stupid is that!

  5. Robert

    Is this real? This does not seem like a good idea. I’m no prude but I’m not going to wait outside a booth waiting to masturbate. Sounds like a good publicity stunt or an elaborate hoax to me.

  6. lolfake

    Are you guy’s really this easily fooled?

    Of course this “Guyfi” booth isn’t real. This is clearly a click-bait article designed to get people to the Hot Octopuss website, and I applaud the effort. They fooled a number of online publications such as Complex, NYDailyNews, Breitbart, and many others. Whatever genius came up with this article, you deserve a bonus!

    The picture is just a phone booth with a black curtain, and they had some shady looking guy pose for a picture outside of it.

    You guys should have taken this one step farther, and made it look more legit. A little photoshop magic would’ve fooled more people…

  7. Chris Kobrynich

    This will not cut down on rape. Rape is not about sex. Rape is about power and control. Educate yourselves before you start talking about rape. I am disgusted by the booth. Really, men can’t wait to go home to masturbate? Women have just as much stress at their jobs. It’s called self control, and being an adult. The world keeps getting crazier.

  8. Frank William Jameson

    Hey! I want one of these GuyFi masturbation booths up here in Detroit, MI, or better yet, here in Farmington Hills, Michigan, because I masturbate to Miranda Cosgrove a lot already for a long time, but I can only masturbate to Miranda Cosgrove when I am at home. I am 37 years old, and I still live at home with my mom, so letting everyone know that I masturbate to Miranda Cosgrove (OFTEN) where I work at, I mean, the other guys who work for “Dick’s Decks”, of Dearborn, MI, Dearborn Heights, MI, owned by Richard Heatherly, when all of my friends and family already know that I masturbate to Miranda Cosgrove, like every day and night, would be a bit too much for me. So it would be nice if I had a booth somewhere I could go in and jerk off to Miranda Cosgrove during the day. I would use it a lot! I am happy to be someone who masturbates to Miranda Cosgrove every day! I have masturbated to Miranda Cosgrove thousands of times before! I am most happiest when I am masturbating to Miranda Cosgrove! So, PLEASE bring a GuyFi masturbation booth up here to Farmington Hills, MI! Thank you for such a great invention! From Frank William Jameson of Farmington Hills, Michigan, 37 years old. You can find me on Facebook and YouTube and Twitter and Google+ and Vine! Signed, Frank William Jameson, of Farmington Hills, Michigan, 37 years old. DOB July 24, 1978. Son of William Jameson (Bill Jameson) of Taylor, Michigan, who owns Pilot Car, LLC., Taylor, MI. “Dick’s Decks” of Dearborn, MI, or Dearborn Heights, MI, owned by Richard Heatherly (Dick Heatherly). Thanks again, from Frank William Jameson, aka Frank W. Jameson, aka, Frank Jameson, of Farmington Hills, MI, Farmington Hills, Michigan. THANK YOU!

  9. Mike

    Ha ha ha

    How stupid do you think we are. I just want to be in the room when you pitch this idea to a community board. You are a bunch of Jack offs

  10. Incredible and absurd! That’s why this society is crumbbling. A booth to satisfy those who can practice self control? What’s next? Gun rental to shoot co-wotkers, boss or yourself. Why not! According to this logic, self-control and reason are on the eye of the beholder, the same as beauty.

  11. what is inside for intertainment ?

  12. what is inside to this hot octopus guyfi ?

  13. Chris

    Nice Idea,
    now waiting for FemFy for women 🙂

  14. Brenda

    For those of you saying this will reduce rape cases, I implore you to look into rape. The great majority of the time rape is about power, not sex. This is disgusting and quite frankly, I’m not even sure how it’s legal.

  15. Raybob

    Simmer down, people – it’s a publicity stunt. Public masturbation is a crime in NYC. The press release said as much.

  16. Omar

    Greetings, I read the comments and it looks it’s a revolutionary idea, so go on and I wish people in general get rid of that aversion to masturbation which is the most natural and healty way of self estimmulation. Get evolved !

  17. D. L.

    JACK SHACK BABY. THANK YOU BOB AND TOM.

  18. Silviu Marin

    The road to hell is *paved* with good intentions… And you, HotOctopuss(ies) have plenty of. 🙂

    From Romania,
    with love 😛

  19. Sadie

    Did the city give you a permit for that?

  20. Karl Young

    Mr.Lewis
    I don’t believe Guy Fi is a real thing, at least not at that NYC location; but I credit you for both the publicity and the discussions your hoax is creating. With the proper locations (adult clubs), hygiene, and video content (speaking directly to the customer, acknowledging the masturbation) Guy Fi COULD sell like hotcakes.

  21. Tommy

    Let me see, I am feeling overstressed at work, so I walk out of my workplace and past the public bathroom with stalls, on to the street to jizz. LOL. Hot Octopus, you’re a company with too many resources that you’re left with nothing else but to go insane. You can put up your ‘promo’ booths, but it’s going to be an embarrassing failure. Have fun

  22. J Hughes

    Not so long ago there were a few theatres that had live strippers on stage followed by really pornographic films.

    When the films started men, who stood around in the auditorium, would openly masturbate. The floor was slippery and the place stank.

    At least, with the booths, the rain cleans the mess up.

  23. jay

    Who the fuck cares if you think it’s degrading to women…. That’s not the issue. The issue is the fact that this is fucking disgusting. This is going to spread so many viruses and diseases so quickly. Who the fuck allowed this? Filthy

  24. admin (Author)

    Hi Steve, please email media@hotoctopuss.com for interview requests! Thanks.

  25. Thomas Morr

    No this is revolting. Not only is this absolutely degrading but what about women? I can assure I will not be buying anything from a company that thinks ‘men’ with no self control need to further harass women and children on our street by using MASTURBATION BOOTHS. How fucking ridiculous?! I don’t want to walk my girls down the street and have to explain what the hell these things are, or why some ragged homeless man is moaning and groaning in some fuck booth. Absolutely revolting- shame on you and this whole company.

  26. Greetings,

    Sara Miller with 1010 WINS Radio, hoping to do a brief phone interview tonight about the city’s GuyFi booth and the feedback the company has gotten so far from its users. You can reach me at 212-315-7090 or 212-315-7074. My deadline is 8:30 p.m. tonight.

    Kind Regards,
    Sara

  27. Adrian DeHaney

    Bring one to Toronto. They’re snatching girls and raping them off the busses and parks now. Logically this booth must be able to decrease the sexual frustration rapists have and therefore, decreasing the number of sexual abuse cases we have on the increase. Go ahead publish my comment. I show full support.

    Adrian DeHaney
    Toronto, Canada

  28. Bravo! Great idea! Just shared the news on our pro-masturbation forum and love to do an interview.

  29. Romoolol

    Indeed, a nice deed.
    This is OBVIOUS to anyone that this booth will decrease violence, and furthermore, even rape.

    Thank you Hot Octopuss for bringing this dream to the real world

  30. Andy

    Is this a joke? It’s the most sexist thing I’ve ever seen.

  31. David

    So is this booth only up during office hours? I just walked passed this area and couldn’t find it hahaha!!

  32. Voyeur

    Can you post a video of this guyfi booth so those of us not in NYC can see what it looks like?? It sounds shady and non-descript and that image of old phone booths with a curtain doesn’t inspire much for the imagination…..

  33. Dave

    So that’s what privacy looks like, eh?

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