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Ready for some hard facts? Well, not to sound cocky or anything, but we’ve done the penis research s...

Here are our reasons why a play party can fantastically cele...

Want to know why you need to celebrate Halloween this year and need tips on how to enjoy this Hallow...

Netflix’s funny-but-touching teen comedy show Sex Education ...

One of the perks of working for Hot Octopuss is that you get to see all the latest gossip and chat a...

If you’ve never delved into Google Analytics for a sex website before, then you’ve not lived. Somewh...

You surely can’t have missed the recent news that the world’s first commercial sex robot is now on t...

It’s natural that humans want to chase variety, in sex as well as elsewhere in life. Same-old-same-old masturbation is pleasurable, of course: even a bad wank is still nice....

If you’ve been using your PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL for hands-free masturbation at the computer, taking advantage of the fact that you can use both of your hands to browse your chosen… ahem… mate...

Here’s another great erotic and thoughtful guest post from James Mycroft – this time about a sporting injury that’s got nothing to do with running or rock climbing…...

There’s a famous psychological experiment which explored the link between fear and sexual arousal. A...

Perhaps one of the nicest things about the internet (yes, we know, there are some pretty horrible things about it too) is that celebrations and festivals get to spread further across the wor...

Let’s face it, the words ‘DIY’ and ‘sex toy’ go together about as well as ‘vodka’ and ‘snowboarding.’ The two should never mix, and you can guarantee that if they do someone’s going to get s...

We can say with 100% confidence that if you enjoy reading our sex toy blog, you’ll love reading some...

Last weekend the Hot Octopuss team chatted about sex world records. Are there any categories in whic...

Fun. Ethical. Good for you! Could it be... porn? Resident blogger Queen P dishes up all the reasons ...

It’s easy for us to laugh at historical mistakes: the old myth that excessive masturbation would damage your vision, for instance, is one that very few people would give credence to today....

Today we’re welcoming the amazing vlogger DaveyWavey to the HotOctopuss blog. We gave him some PULSE SOLO ESSENTIALs and to really put them through their paces, he’s staged the PULSE Olympic...

Last weekend saw the return of the ETO Show – an event run by the UK sex industry’s ETO Magazine, wh...

Sydney is quite seductive, and Tokyo can be tantalising, but we think London is the sexiest city in ...