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The Christmas countdown is on! Forget about candy and socks, let’s stuff that stocking with the unexpected. The Hot Octopuss elves have been cooking up some freaky little treats for their favourite holiday deviants (that’s you!)

ATOM PLUS with hanging red Christmas balls

On the twelfth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

12 balls a-ringing

Ring those balls, ATOM Plus is a cause for celebration! This powerhouse of a c-ring is the ideal perineum toy.

ATOM features TWO motors, one of which nestles into the festive wonderland right behind the scrotum. Ho ho ho indeed!

Angel in the Christmas tree clinging onto AMO

On the eleventh day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

##11 angels playing

Even the hardest working angel needs to kick up her feet sometimes. Say hello to AMO, our elegant and discreet bullet vibrator. This pocket-sized pal features unique contours, giving the option of curves or pinpoint precision when and where you want it.

Its rumbly motor gives distinctly different sensations than the high frequency buzz of other bullets. An amazing addition for solo or partnered sex!

On the eleventh day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

##11 angels playing

Even the hardest working angel needs to kick up her feet sometimes. Say hello to AMO, our elegant and discreet bullet vibrator. This pocket-sized pal features unique contours, giving the option of curves or pinpoint precision when and where you want it.

Its rumbly motor gives distinctly different sensations than the high frequency buzz of other bullets. An amazing addition for solo or partnered sex!

Angel in the Christmas tree clinging onto AMO
Sexy elf in green holding an orange present, surrounded by leather BDSM floggers

On the tenth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

10 floggers flogging

Lots of folks are staying home with their partners this holiday season. Why not trade in your typical family board games for something new? Flogging is a fun and exciting way to explore impact play with a touch of power exchange.

Treat your favourite bottom to some supple strokes of leather between the harder hitting thuds.

Gay couple cuddling on the sofa, one dressed as Santa and ecstatic, the other topless and grinning

On the ninth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

9 partners cumming

Come together this holiday season! PULSE DUO is our best-selling couples’ toy and it’s no wonder why.

Two independently controlled motors mean that you can each be in charge of your own or your partner’s vibrations. Make it a race to see who can cum first!

On the ninth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

9 partners cumming

Come together this holiday season! PULSE DUO is our best-selling couples’ toy and it’s no wonder why.

Two independently controlled motors mean that you can each be in charge of your own or your partner’s vibrations. Make it a race to see who can cum first!

Gay couple cuddling on the sofa, one dressed as Santa and ecstatic, the other topless and grinning
Topless Mrs Clause with big breasts hidden by Hot Octopuss presents - one is a nipple clamp

On the eighth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

8 maids a-milking

Know somebody who loves having their nipples sucked, licked, or bitten? Treat them to a pair of our nipple clamps!

These clamps provide a satisfying pressure when applied to the area at the base of the nipples, but the real fun begins when they’re removed and blood rushes back in! This unique clothespin design goes perfect with maid or Mommy role play.

Sexy Mrs Claus by white Christmas tree, waiting to be spanked

On the seventh day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

7 swans a-paddling

Lovebirds that mate for life have one thing in common – they always keep the bedroom interesting. Spice things up with a fireside paddling this holiday season.

On the seventh day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

7 swans a-paddling

Lovebirds that mate for life have one thing in common – they always keep the bedroom interesting. Spice things up with a fireside paddling this holiday season.

Sexy Mrs Claus by white Christmas tree, waiting to be spanked
JETT demonstrated in silicon vibrator wearing a Christmas hat

On the sixth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

6 geezers laying

JETT is our award-winning guybrator known for causing hands-free orgasms from any state of arousal. It boasts two independently controlled motors: one that has high frequency treble vibrations, and one that provides deep, rumbling bass.

Use alone or give the remote to a partner. This is one sleigh ride you won’t forget!

Cockerel holding a present and five rings, wearing a business suit

On the fifth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

5 co-o-o-o-ock rings

Technically, it’s a three-pack (but it went so well with the song!) These bad boys are made of solid steel to ensure stronger, more enthusiastic erections than ever before.

Can also be helpful for keeping wayward balls in place and reflecting the glow of Christmas lights in a pleasant way.

On the fifth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

5 co-o-o-o-ock rings

Technically, it’s a three-pack (but it went so well with the song!) These bad boys are made of solid steel to ensure stronger, more enthusiastic erections than ever before.

Can also be helpful for keeping wayward balls in place and reflecting the glow of Christmas lights in a pleasant way.

Cockerel holding a present and five rings, wearing a business suit
BDSM man wearing straps and a Christmas hat, holding a present and a padded collar

On the fourth day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

4 collared birds

Nothing puts a submissive in the mood quite like a leather BDSM collar with a fuzzy lining.

Ask your sub to serve you mulled wine, or put an angel atop your tree. Good subs get to sit on Santa’s lap. Naughty subs get bent over.

Three Santas arranging Hot Octopuss stock for delivery

On the third day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

3 wise men

One wise man came with perineum stimulation, one came with treble and bass, and the third wise man came with PulsePlate Technology.

Messiah complexes aside, perhaps there’s a penis owner in your life who’s worthy of such fine gifts.

On the third day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

3 wise men

One wise man came with perineum stimulation, one came with treble and bass, and the third wise man came with PulsePlate Technology.

Messiah complexes aside, perhaps there’s a penis owner in your life who’s worthy of such fine gifts.

Three Santas arranging Hot Octopuss stock for delivery
Santa holding a woman and wearing sunglasses, two butt plugs balanced on the top of her butt

On the second day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

2 butt plugs

Put some holiday cheer in that rear! Our gemmed butt plugs offer a non-intimidating introduction to anal play.

They can be used during solo play or while going about one’s daily activities, for folks who want to get more comfortable before trying with a partner.

PULSE SOLO Lux hidden in the illuminated Christmas tree

On the first day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

A penis toy in a Christmas tree

On the first day of Christmas freaky elves gave to me... a Penis Toy in a Christmas Tree! Blow off some steam with this powerful guybrator.

Make masturbation breaks discreet, efficient, and memorable with our secret weapon for out of this world orgasms. The ugly sweater Christmas party can wait.

On the first day of Christmas the freaky elves gave to me...

A penis toy in a Christmas tree

On the first day of Christmas freaky elves gave to me... a Penis Toy in a Christmas Tree! Blow off some steam with this powerful guybrator.

Make masturbation breaks discreet, efficient, and memorable with our secret weapon for out of this world orgasms. The ugly sweater Christmas party can wait.

PULSE SOLO Lux hidden in the illuminated Christmas tree

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