In case you wondered whether spending an entire month pleasuring yourself was acceptable, we can answer that question with a resounding ‘Yes!’ because May is Masturbation Month. It’s not as delicious as Pancake Day, but it’s certainly more fun that New Year’s Day, given the lack of hangover and sheer amount of time you can dedicate to masturbation.
We want to spread the word about masturbation month, so what better way than with some inspirational quotes which you can share on Twitter and Facebook. After all, as Oscar Wilde said:
(Note: these were not originally intended to be quotes about masturbation. They just happen to fit really well)
When considering which of your favourite sex toys to use during masturbation month…
When you’re toying with the idea of doing something especially kinky…
When you’re looking for some fancy new masturbation tricks…
When you’re feeling exhausted and you’re not sure if you can muster the strength…
…loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. ” True, Louise. True.
For those moments when you run out of lube just as you were getting to the good part…
If you’re going for a ‘number of orgasms in a day’ record, but your wrist is getting sore…
When you’re considering splashing out on a cool new sex toy like PULSE II SOLO…
Have an awesome masturbation month everyone! You’ve got 15 days to make the most of it!
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