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7 Inspirational Quotes For Masturbation Month

In case you wondered whether spending an entire month pleasuring yourself was acceptable, we can answer that question with a resounding ‘Yes!’ because May is Masturbation Month. It’s not as delicious as Pancake Day, but it’s certainly more fun that New Year’s Day, given the lack of hangover and sheer amount of time you can dedicate to masturbation.

We want to spread the word about masturbation month, so what better way than with some inspirational quotes which you can share on Twitter and Facebook. After all, as Oscar Wilde said:

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance. - Oscar Wilde

(Note: these were not originally intended to be quotes about masturbation. They just happen to fit really well)

When considering which of your favourite sex toys to use during masturbation month…

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you’re toying with the idea of doing something especially kinky…

You not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you’re looking for some fancy new masturbation tricks

Do what makes you come alive - Howard Washington Thurman

When you’re feeling exhausted and you’re not sure if you can muster the strength…

Love is the great miracle cure - Louise L Hay

…loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. ” True, Louise. True.

For those moments when you run out of lube just as you were getting to the good part…

When the well is dry, we know the worth of water - Benjamin Franklin

If you’re going for a ‘number of orgasms in a day’ record, but your wrist is getting sore…

It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves - Edmund Hillary

When you’re considering splashing out on a cool new sex toy like PULSE II SOLO

What you do today can improve all your tomorrows - Ralph Marston

Have an awesome masturbation month everyone! You’ve got 15 days to make the most of it!


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